I had to read the line about the car aloud to The Man, even though he doesn't get fanfic at all, it just needed a bigger audience.

I adore this story. All the little bits, Rodney using the stroller to get to the car, The Britney Spears line, the PP demonstration, the colours John sees during the massage, Rodney complimenting himself on his whiping - well all of it really.

I think that's the most comforting kink scene I've ever read. It was as luxurious as the hotel. I've rarely read kink where I enjoyed the parts that aren't my thing as much as the parts that are the way I did here.

Lucky damn John Sheppard, says I - and lucky us SGA fans.